February 2012
Watchvideohall:
My New Favorite 13 Second Video
Swimming during summer
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Me:
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rainbowfizzypops:
jawn-wadson:
tea-vice:
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impossibletardis:
alwaysanduntiltheveryend:
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wickedcyan:
beepony:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Things I learned from Sarky:
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psychohog:
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ilikebruises:
in mexico, most high schools smell of farts
omg
PSY OH GOD THAT GIF
if you drink the tap water its like 30 times worser than that gif
Spelling counts...
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ghirahim:
i love felidae because you look at it and the opening and you’re like aww look at these cute kitties
look at that silly face lmao!!! kawaii pie :***
and then you’re like “oh no a kitty drama mystery!!!” and you think it’s going to be like the great mouse detective, right, g rated and adorable and quirky and shit
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong wrongwrong wrong wronngggggGGGgg
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